From Twitter 05-05-2010

• 00:05:14: iFeliz Cinco de Mayo!
  
• 02:16:06: THE STROKEMEISTER Shake Weight for Men Parody!! http://j.mp/99hz2o SHUT UP DENNIS!!! #YouTube
  
• 08:00:29: Q: If Miss Issippi and Miss Ouri each have a New Jersey to wear tonight, what will Dela Ware?
  A: I Da Ho. Al Ask A!!
  
• 12:05:12: Last night's iPhone freeze & data loss scare is finally over! Whew!!!!!!
  
• 15:00:26: Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians?
  A: Footage.
  
• 22:00:21: #Offensive #DontRead
  Rape is a difficult job! It's like trying to play golf with a moving hole!!
  

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