- 08:00:18: New Voicemail: "Hey Bob, Twitter's down. Please call when u get this. I'm dying 2 know what u had 4 breakfast! Thanks."
- 11:57:40: / 1 Banana & Cinnamon at @S
- 11:57:46: A Venti 6-pump Chai Créme Frappuccino® w
- 11:57:52: tarbucks is super yummy!!
- 13:09:09: I just became the mayor of Panda Express on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cSD1o7
- 15:00:11: Can I trade this job for what's behind Door # 1?
- 22:00:15: Costume party idea: Show up barefoot w/no shirt. Tell them ur a Premature Ejaculation & say "I just came in my pants!"
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