From Twitter 05-01-2010

• 08:00:29: Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
  
• 15:00:27: Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get outta here! We don't want your type in here!"
  
• 16:29:43: I'm at O'Shea's Casino w/ @jayfenster. http://4sq.com/8vy9JJ
  
• 21:28:58: "THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!"
  -Karen Elder (19something - 2010 if she had heard us!)
  
• 22:00:25: Q: What's the difference between Dannon Yogurt and Phoenix, AZ?
  A: Only one has culture!
  
• 22:11:02: OMG Karen just got a picture with BARRY freakin' MANILOW!!!
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com