From Twitter 05-16-2010

• 05:30:12: OMG I'm so excited!! Only 13 1/2 hours until the #Survivor finale!! Today's shift is gonna go sooooooo slow!! Hehe
  
• 08:00:23: Is killing a priest considered a white collar crime?
  
• 12:00:17: SEVEN HOURS!! GO RUSSELL!!!!!!!!!! #Survivor
  
• 15:00:30: Patient: "Doctor, something's wrong! I can't feel my legs!"
  Doctor: "Yes, that's because we had to amputate your arms."
  
• 21:34:15: Done with dinner and now the #Survivor finale!!!! :-) Complete social media blackout until I'm done!! LOL (@ Ron's Place)
  
• 22:00:20: Sometimes when I'm really tired I prefer doggie style. He sits up and begs, but I just roll over and play dead!
  

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