- 00:05:17: Just took my 136th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 00:44:36: RT via FB: Evan C. Paul: Quote o' the Day (to me): U need a shirt 2wear 2Pride that says "U R why there is homophobia."
- 01:07:46: RT @shoutem: A Couple Little Nifty Facebook And Twitter Username Tweaks http://bit.ly/3wKTnt #twitter #facebook
- 01:15:57: I thought this was a joke but it's kinda cool! RT @jeanlucr: 9 Scientifically Proven Ways to Get Retweeted on Twitter http://j.mp/CZhYQ
- 01:32:03: RT @Twitter_Tips: r/t Is your favorite app ready for the Twitpocalypse? Happens Tomorrow: http://j.mp/1amVL1 --Share: http://bit.ly/Q2HY7
- 01:49:10: Can any of my followers help? RT @Fijitrader I need a great 42" hi def TV. Want good performance & high contrast ratio. Any recommendations?
- 01:54:52: 17% of Twitter users have tweeted from the toilet!! ROFL RT @mashable: How We Tweet: In a Car, From a Toilet - http://bit.ly/GwDlp
- 02:04:38: RT @Twitter_Tips: How businesses *should* use Twitter: http://j.mp/2ET2zh --Share: http://bit.ly/16elDn
- 07:00:33: I was able to find my high school sweetheart on MyLife.com today - we haven't talked in years! #ad http://bit.ly/Ju7z6
- 08:01:15: I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. What a lack of ambition! That's why men are better! (Just a joke!)
- 11:27:17: RT @freeverse: More Skee-Ball! Let's see tweet #50 get a free Skee-Ball code for the iPhone right now! RT @freeverse: Skee-Ball Please!
- 11:35:45: RT @ruhanirabin: Official Gmail push comes to iPhone, Windows Mobile http://bit.ly/qXjfT
- 11:37:08: RT @filmfreak75: RT @freeverse: Skee-Ball Please!
- 11:45:56: Wow!!! RT @ajpreyes: Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30,000 DVDs http://bit.ly/eVlHt
- 14:21:08: Jenna Elfman flicking her nipples on #AccidentallyOnPurpose was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on network TV!!!
- 15:01:19: The police sent me a photo of my car speeding. So I sent them a picture of my checkbook!
- 15:06:55: RT @cashcycle Is giving away Flip Videos and an iPhone for participating in the #utweet contest! Join us! http://tnyurl.info/itweet
- 15:32:09: Hey @Survivor_Samoa! Great show so far!! When are you gonna cast me?! ;-) #CastMichaelOnSurvivor
- 17:05:12: I'm free, I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 17:15:15: Ad: Win one of 4 Flip Videos or an iPhone 3G for participating in the #utweet contest! Contest ends 9/24 at 2pm EST. http://bit.ly/Wte4o
- 21:51:03: Really dirty joke coming in 10 minutes! Don't read it... You've been warned...
- 22:02:58: Q: What do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it... - 23:48:22: If you've friended me on FB and my bad stolen jokes upset you, please let me know and I'll make it so you never have to see them in FB.
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