From Twitter 08-31-2009

• 00:35:20: Just took my 116th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 00:54:07: http://twitpic.com/fybsg - Pretty sunset on crappy cell phone camera...
  
• 03:09:36: RT @jimmycarr: 'Accident Involving Confused Motorist Ahead' http://twitpic.com/fygnh
  
• 03:12:16: RT @jimmycarr: This is a good sign. People are confused by paradoxes and will turn back. http://twitpic.com/fyfwb
  
• 03:12:33: LOL RT @michaelianblack: Observation: side boob is sexy. Side cock not so much.
  
• 04:05:57: So adorable!! http://twitpic.com/fykvb
  
• 04:06:27: Hahaha Bodyguards!! http://twitpic.com/fykww
  
• 04:07:29: Dancing With The Cats, next on ABC! http://twitpic.com/fykyh
  
• 04:07:52: I'm slightly horrified!! http://twitpic.com/fykz4
  
• 04:08:20: HAHAHA I know that look!! http://twitpic.com/fyl0l
  
• 04:09:23: It we allow gay marriage, this would be the next logical step!! LOL http://twitpic.com/fyl2s
  
• 06:04:55: RT @twrivia Richard Gere was born August 31 1949. For which 1982 film did he receive a Golden Globe nomination?http://twrivia.com
  
• 06:09:44: RT @dannywhitehouse: Infinite credits for all new users of http://retweetbomb.com .Bomb the entire Twitterverse with a tweet. Today only!
  
• 06:10:00: RT @MichaelParisi Another gr8 marriage equality cause to support is @NOH8campaign even if you're not in California! #NOH8 #MARRIAGE ...
  
• 06:11:33: RT @Morgan747 Want to receive your Internet connection for FREE? http://snipr.com/hmaoj
  
• 06:56:02: Oxymoron much?!?! Hehe Keep em coming!!! RT @jimmycarr: Classic. http://twitpic.com/fyvox
  
• 07:15:40: Me too!! :-) RT @TwiterHero: @randomslagathor I want a free copy of guitar hero 5 too ! sign me up :)
  
• 08:00:05: I *love* this idea! I'm game!! RT @dozerdeals: Fox's Fringe Twitter-Feed Overlay: Clever or a Mistake? http://bit.ly/C7Wxd
  
• 08:00:44: Hahaha!! RT @markdudlik: Was just informed "praying" is not a weight-loss method. Figures. Works for everrrything else though. ugh.
  
• 08:03:58: Is Charlize (sp?) Theron on Twitter?? Anyone know?
  
• 08:08:16: Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry!
  
• 08:10:16: No I did not! RT @SocialMediaComm: Twitter Fact: Did you know that Wednesday and Thursday are the most popular days of the week to Tweet?
  
• 11:05:12: RT @dannywhitehouse Search, follow and bulk follow Twitter users based on number of followers. Get listed for free! http://bit.ly/4 ...
  
• 15:01:54: Who else's heart skips for a split second when your girlfriend says she's going on your computer?
  
• 20:20:30: http://twitpic.com/g1um3 - Gnoring u...srysly!!
  
• 20:49:12: So freakin' hungry!! What do I want??????
  
• 20:56:50: OMG Talking to Playon.tv's tech support is like talking to Catherine Tate's mall information booth character!! GRRRR
  
• 20:59:06: Srsly, THIS is their answer?!?!?! "Try a Windows System Restore back to a date when it was working OK."
  
• 21:38:47: This is the most beautiful lightning I have ever seen!!
  
• 22:00:26: Regularly masturbating and ejaculating is not acceptable, in some people's eyes.
  
• 22:14:27: posted audio http://pi.pe/zlhqtm
  
• 23:05:05: Oops, this was SUPPOSED to be accompanied by the following text: "Caught out in a monsoon!! Yaaay!! Free car wash!!" http://pi.pe/zlhqtm
  
• 23:52:57: Cool! I have a new URL shortcut for my website!! It's http://❥.ws/MP Never seen something like that!
  

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