From Twitter 09-05-2009

• 00:07:36: I'm not talking bald! I'm talking buzzed!! :-)
  
• 00:39:19: I've realized that those who do not tweet do not tweet because they *refuse* to tweet...not because they don't know how! LOL
  
• 00:48:17: Just took my 121st mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 02:08:26: OMG I'm eating frosting... Stop me!! ...No, wait!! It's good! LOL
  
• 04:56:08: http://twitpic.com/gk0v7 - Yaaay! Finally broke 7,000 pts on Mario Kart WFC!!
  
• 08:00:34: Do you think it's mean to tell knock knock jokes to a homeless person?
  
• 10:16:06: RT @WeberBooks: Learning Twitter? DM me your postal address for free review copy of my new book http://bit.ly/3NdP8z Please RT!
  
• 10:35:17: It's funny tracking the storm's progress by all your tweets! LOL
  
• 10:47:10: Letterman was right!! That frog bit IS funny later!! Hehehe
  
• 15:00:34: I'll tell you what floats my boat... Water!
  
• 18:01:07: Want $100.00 off a new DirecTV account?
  Call 1-877-4-100-EACH (1-877-410-0322) and give them account number 26071932 - Michael Parisi.
  
• 18:16:38: LOL RT @HalSparks: Nostradamus was a dick..... I wonder if he new I was gonna say that?
  
• 18:24:57: ROFLMFAO!!!!! RT @billycurrington: http://twitpic.com/gnebq
  
• 18:44:34: LOL RT @DWTusen: "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." --Unknown #Quote
  
• 18:52:14: LOL RT @DWTusen: "i'm not tailgating, i'm keeping up with the pace car"
  
• 18:55:06: RT @DWTusen: "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
  
• 19:55:03: Radio ad just pronounced "Yuban" coffee like "Cuban" instead of "You-ban". It must be a store in "Preskit"!! LOL
  
• 19:56:57: Will you do a shoot for the @NOH8campaign, @mrskutcher and @aplusk?
  
• 20:16:02: Chloe, again with the side streets?!?! REALLY?!?!
  
• 22:00:29: Have you ever wondered if the money in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack??
  

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