- 08:02:30: I thought I'd come across a mass grave of about 1,000 snowmen yesterday. Turns out it was just a field of carrots.
- 08:26:01: I LOVE THIS!!! RT @Glinner: Still thinking of a gift for shoe throwing guy. I hope he knows about this... http://tinyurl.com/as6tha
- 09:10:22: Ad: Win a pro-video for your biz! Super easy to enter. Contest now OPEN! Please RT! http://bit.ly/qkQ82 #contest #TH
- 09:11:03: Yes!! RT @HughBriss: I propose a new word. "Kanye". Use it like this: Oh man, that dude was so rude to that poor waitress. What a kanye!
- 10:44:53: Just took my 131st mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 11:58:37: You know you're an ass when you 'Like' your own Facebook status!
- 12:07:58: OMG This is SOOO wrong... It's not even funny!! These parents should have been jailed!! [pic] http://mikeyp.us/qpybb
- 12:39:59: There's no way this is real!! What do you think?? Photoshopped?? [spider pic] http://mikeyp.us/mrpeb
- 12:55:11: WOW! *THIS* is why biker shorts should always be black!! [pic] http://mikeyp.us/qnsqk
- 12:57:52: OMG What are the odds?!?! [video] http://mikeyp.us/ytrqd
- 12:59:49: How sad... [pic] http://mikeyp.us/gbsvj
- 13:01:52: Eeewww.... Hehehe [pic] http://mikeyp.us/qwuzb
- 13:02:56: Stuffed WHAT?!?! [pic] http://mikeyp.us/mjpqc
- 13:04:21: Hehehe RT @funnyjoker Big Brother is like anal sex. Some people like it, but at the end of the day, it's still fucking shit.
- 14:06:39: Less than 3 hours until @Survivor_Samoa! This wait is killing me!!
- 15:01:12: I had to Google "JFGI" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming! http://mikeyp.us/yamnt
- 16:50:12: OMG OMG OMG TEN MINUTES until @Survivor_Samoa!!!!
- 17:08:41: HOLY MULLET, Batman!!! #S19
- 17:22:08: God I wish I had HD right now!! #S19
- 17:27:45: Shambo is SOOOOO Sue Hawk!! Not in voice, but in attitude!! Hehehe #S19
- 17:58:53: Well that was unexpected!! #S19
- 18:03:29: LOVING @Survivor_Samoa -- can't wait for next week!!
- 19:08:45: Is anyone a #CricketWireless user? Please tell me how you like it!!
- 20:00:06: Enjoy #Survivor, PDT peeps!! #S19 @Survivor_Samoa
- 20:25:37: Palindrome: "Ma is as selfless as I am."
- 22:05:33: Knock knock. (Who's there?) Taylor Swift. (Taylor Swi...)Beyoncé had one of the greatest knock knock jokes of all time!
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