From Twitter 09-10-2009

• 14:01:17: REALLY bad movie! A character lost their dentures and is on HANDS & KNEES looking for them? Wouldn't they be easy to find?! That's Showtime!
  
• 15:00:14: I'm so broke right now that all I can afford to eat are the herbs my friend loaned me. I'm living on borrowed thyme!
  
• 15:22:30: Beowulf's animation is creeeeepy!!
  
• 16:55:01: Is anyone encountering a problem accessing my shortened links? Where does http://mikeyp.us/site take u? Which browser(s) give you problems??
  
• 17:05:55: Ignore that last example. Bad test... Where does THIS one take you?? http://mikeyp.us/aluri Is it the same as http://go.mikeyp.us/aluri ??
  
• 17:09:41: Re: http://twitter.com/MichaelParisi/status/3899687862 If you reach my home page on this new link, that's an error... :-(
  
• 17:16:12: If u had trouble w/any MikeyP links, clear cache & retry, or add "go." (don't forget the dot) b4 the "mikeyp". Future links should be fixed.
  
• 17:23:05: OMG An *actual* blue man!! Living Smurf?? http://mikeyp.us/kuysm
  
• 17:31:18: That shower felt sooo good! Shortened Links fixed...now it's time for dinner.... Hello, @PizzaHut?? Oops, sorry... "The Hut"!!! LOL
  
• 17:57:51: Hey @PizzaHut, why does your website see my nearest store but your iHut iPhone App doesn't?! :-(
  
• 18:22:38: "A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!" WHEW!!!!
  
• 18:24:11: Hahaha!! RT @AliAdler: RT @jordanrubin: My friend says he'll go home with any girl with a heartbeat. I don't have a specific type like that.
  
• 18:27:26: Ever since I saw that 2% of my tweets are "Golden" (meaning EXACTLY 140 char), I now go out of my way 2 do it each time! Just like this one!
  
• 18:30:04: Pizza's here!! Wow that was quick!!
  
• 19:43:39: Did the World Trade Center episode of #Fringe really have to air the day before the anniversary of 9/11?!?!
  
• 20:54:39: I love that @soulboykirk gave me a hashtag!! RT @soulboykirk: (to me) oh my ...u may be close to perfect ...Hmm #payattentiontomichaelparisi
  
• 22:00:17: Why do women always want to hug, talk, and cuddle after sex? I just like to slam the trunk closed and push the car into the river...
  
• 22:01:15: RT @kamscottxxx: You can polish a turd but it's still a piece of shit
  
• 22:07:28: ROFL!!! RT @NiaVardalos: Yes, if that's your hoagie lifting arm. RT @FruitSaladShow: can one moob be bigger than the other?
  
• 22:51:21: Yaay! Finally in bed before 11!! :-D Good night, everyone!!
  

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