- 00:49:37: So. Tired. Must. Sleep. Now!!
- 02:10:23: OMG!! Just saw a Wendy's commercial that talks about eating a Frosty with fries! I thought I was the only one!!
- 02:24:10: Are they EVER going to explain how he met your mother?! Sheesh!!!
- 08:01:11: Have you heard the lyrics to Stevie Wonder's new song? .:.: .::..:...::: .:::...::..: :::..:::: :...:::..::: :...:::.:::..
- 09:36:41: Grrrr! I forgot to record The Early Show with the #BB11 cast and winner!! Anyone wanna YouTube their segments for me?? :-D
- 09:43:06: That Wendy's talk and your replies really make me crave it! When can I start getting lunch?! LOL
- 09:49:15: Whoopsie!! LOL RT @JayOatway: Awkward Moments in Facebook: the "like" button -- http://bit.ly/VfGAK
- 13:22:08: Just took my 130th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 14:46:31: Why does @RealGilbert's tweets NEVER make sense... I'm about to unfollow... :-(
- 15:01:15: I'm never travelling on @VirginAtlantic! I don't want a plane that doesn't go all the way!! (Hehehe)
- 15:06:27: iPhone users are the REAL heroes!! LOL http://mikeyp.us/epxgu
- 17:20:18: RT @productioneer: The name "Häagen Dazs" is a marketing gimmick meant to appear foreign & exotic. The co. originated in the Bronx.
- 17:49:21: #SYTYCD in Phoenix tonight!!
- 18:01:14: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a savings or checking account. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! Give me ur name & email so I can invite you!
- 18:21:27: Are you a Mother Pheasant Plucker or a Fig Plucker?? "Dangerous" tongue twister here: http://mikeyp.us/vmchl
- 18:47:13: http://mikeyp.us/asesq - OMG!! There's NO WAY!!!
- 18:50:36: http://mikeyp.us/jhtwj - Some sort of ritual???
- 18:55:11: http://mikeyp.us/ywgyy - Totally cute!!
- 19:01:00: http://mikeyp.us/hjuzn - This is gonna end badly for one of them!!
- 19:05:25: http://mikeyp.us/pxnho - Wet and slobbery but still totally cute!
- 19:10:25: http://mikeyp.us/icfbr - A hot dog! Well...a hot puppy!! So cute!!
- 19:15:58: http://mikeyp.us/mudxl - Gotta be a fake, but cute anyway!!
- 19:25:30: The corridor outside my apartment smells like Lysol, pool water, and chocolate!! Not sure how I feel about that!!
- 20:34:13: http://twitpic.com/i0i3v - Don't piss off Jill Wagner!!
- 21:04:30: Anyone out there good with Python? I need help with the Google Short Links API...
- 21:09:12: Don't forget #Survivor starting tomorrow night!! @Survivor_Samoa is gonna be good!! (and cast me!!) #S19
- 21:12:23: RT @farahato: Tough guy: "I'm gonna mop the floor w/ur face." Me: "U'll be sorry." TG: "Oh? Why?" Me: "U won't be able to get the corners."
- 21:21:32: LOL RT @nathaneide: Never trust a big butt and a smile
- 21:26:15: RT @hobronto: Microsoft: If I switch 2 using Bing will u promise that I never have 2 see another TV ad for it again? I'm lying, but so are u
- 22:03:39: Did you know that after you inhale chloroform, your anus hurts when you wake up?!?! (Just a joke, people!!)
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