From Twitter 09-08-2009

• 00:11:00: If I fuck the wife when she's asleep, does it count as rape? Oh, and what should I do if the husband wakes up???
  
• 01:59:03: http://twitpic.com/gya97 - ROFLMFAO!!
  
• 02:10:02: Great dinner at Casa de Jester with @TheCosmicJester & Evan: Smoked beer-butt chicken, honey soy glazed grilled corn, & veggies! SOOO good!!
  
• 05:19:03: Happy National Datenut Bread Day!!
  
• 05:30:15: Enjoying warm milk before bed... Well, not so much warm milk as a @Starbucks latte... Decaf, of course!!
  
• 05:44:46: Sheesh!! What now?!?! RT @twitpocalypse: Twitpocalypse Redux ETA: 05 Oct 2009 at 08:36:37 PM GMT ^MD
  
• 06:27:59: "Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer..." http://x.michaelparisi.net/ksj
  
• 08:00:55: I bought my wife a laptop today. It isn't her birthday or anything... I'm just sick of clearing the history on my PC!!
  
• 09:02:22: What spunk! LOL RT @IvyBean104: please follow @patricia133 she just joined 2 keep every1 updated on the home and it will keep her off mine
  
• 09:18:45: Be careful, @ajpreyes... RT @steverubel: Security problems reported in the new Flickr iPhone app. http://bit.ly/NPIh0
  
• 15:00:30: "Don’t shoot the messenger." Do mailmen count? I'm gonna need a real quick answer on this...
  
• 20:36:19: But a Pumpkin Creme Frap from @Starbucks is a nice consolation... Can't wait for egg nog!!
  
• 21:48:00: Just took my 123rd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 21:54:13: http://twitpic.com/h1wh9 - Pretty sunset on a crappy camera phone!!
  
• 22:00:22: My girlfriend says I should be more sensitive. More sensitive? It takes me less than 2 minutes -- how much more sensitive does she want?!!!
  
• 22:50:00: The top 5 words I've tweeted: lol, rt, hehehe, oh, thank. http://bit.ly/3viM3s
  ROFL!!
  
• 23:07:49: My Twitter Wordle: http://x.michaelparisi.net/jg7 And some of you are in it!! :-)
  
• 23:09:35: :-( My previous 2-part Ping didn't post all the way... My next tweet is both parts as they should have been.......
  
• 23:10:04: (1/2) The Chick-fil-A peach shake has ended!! :-'( I'm going to go home and cry into my pillow now...
  
• 23:10:11: (2/2) But a Pumpkin Creme Frap from @Starbucks is a nice consolation... Can't wait for egg nog!!
  
• 23:28:48: http://twitpic.com/h23db - Well, @HootSuite's down, but they have interesting facts while we wait!! Hehehe
  

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