From Twitter 09-03-2009

• 06:13:03: Eeewwww!!!! RT @teeco71: RT @ericgrant: Frog residue found in can of diet Pepsi http://bit.ly/dnaL1
  
• 06:18:28: Hehehe RT @farahato: True for me :) RT @inspiredwriters A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
  
• 06:22:40: RT @Robocub: G, what a surprise! RT @theiphoneblog: AT&T iPhone MMS & Tethering Delayed Due to Bandwidth Concerns? http://bit.ly/b2YVd
  
• 06:23:33: RT @twrivia Who was the British Prime Minister when Britain declared war on Germany on September 3 1939?http://twrivia.com
  
• 06:40:02: Nice!!! RT @AhhPhotography: I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
  
• 07:21:36: Is it too late to change the direction my bedroom window faces?!
  
• 08:01:36: "Just say no!" prevents teenage pregnancy the way "Have a nice day!" cures chronic depression!!
  
• 15:00:44: The key to any relationship is honesty. As long as you can fake that realistically, it might work out for you!!
  
• 17:16:38: RT @teeco71: RT @Jason_Pollock: Amazon Hits 1 Million Twitter Followers And Gives You a Free MP3 - http://bit.ly/VUCIV rt @mashable
  
• 17:18:04: What the hell is she wearing?!?! LOL RT @BigBrotherLeak: TWO hair dryers needed for Natalie's hair: http://twitpic.com/gd6xi #bb11
  
• 17:22:08: SO FREAKIN' FUNNY!!! ROFLMAO RT @teeco71 RT @iamkhayyam: #AT&T Will RELEASE MMS September 25th! Hilarious AD! http://bit.ly/lv6Iz
  
• 17:23:46: I may have a crappy Boost Mobile phone, but at least *I* have MMS!! LOL #iPhone #AT&T
  
• 17:28:14: Hehehe RT @hamsterwatch: http://twitpic.com/gd76t - Natalie's outfit .. yep, for national television #bb11
  
• 17:28:38: RT @robhuebel: The Taco Bell drive-thru is a great way to meet other people who are in denial about how horribly their life has turned out.
  
• 17:30:22: LOL RT @robhuebel: I don't ever want to get burned alive. Or freeze to death. I'd rather be room-temperatured to death.
  
• 17:43:41: RT @michael_duvall: AT&T schedules MMS for September 25th, tethering? "Ask us later" http://tinyurl.com/mmhs9p
  
• 17:50:48: LOL RT @littlecrazycub nurse asks if I am married. I say "No, I am gay. Not legal in NJ." She replies, "Oh ok. So do you have a girlfriend?"
  
• 18:23:08: Great! #BB11 delayed... Now I have to watch it in my own time zone! Grrr! Social media blackout until then to avoid spoilers!!
  
• 18:57:43: I'm thinking I need to eat more than once a day!!
  
• 19:44:04: Natalie would be soooo dumb to not take that deal! HoH is the ONLY safety next week since only the PoV winner votes! #BB11
  
• 19:57:17: I can't believe Kevin said that to Julie on LIVE TV! ROFLMFAO!! And why didn't she let Natalie respond?! #BB11
  
• 19:59:10: What's w/ Jessie ripping his clothes off when Russell walks in?!?! Kinda hot, but wow! And I'm glad they know abt Natalie's lie! #BB11
  
• 20:07:04: Standing O after eviction?!?! WOW!! First in history! #BB11
  
• 20:18:04: I'm sooo gonna miss the evicted houseguest!! :-( Next week will be too predictable!! #BB11
  
• 20:34:05: Just took my 119th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 20:52:27: RT @NOH8Campaign: http://twitpic.com/frt2b - Here is our Flier to the #NOH8 Benefit party on Sept 8th at Here Lounge in WEHO 9pm-1am
  
• 21:05:24: Nice! LOL RT @foubouphx What's the diff btwn bird & swine flus? bird flu = tweetment & 4 swine flu u need oinkment! Take that @MichaelParisi
  
• 21:19:27: Gandhi=barefoot (ie calluses), frail, w/ odd diet (ie bad breath). He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! (From:Tricia)
  
• 21:35:46: Pancreatic Cancer awareness event on the 20th? Anyone wanna join me? http://x.michaelparisi.net/hw3
  
• 21:54:23: Mmmm Simon Baker is so cute! :-D
  
• 22:00:41: When my daughter was born, I decided to call her Alexis. I chose that name because that's what I'd be fucking driving if I hadn't had her!!
  
• 22:21:37: Just learned that Monaco is only 0.7 square miles!! Wow...
  
• 23:03:24: Does ANYONE know anything about Google Apps for your Domain?!?! I need some serious help!! @GoogleAtWork @Google
  
• 23:09:04: http://twitpic.com/gejlu - Unfortunate Town Names!! LOL Fucking?! Dildo?!?! http://x.michaelparisi.net/as8
  

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