- 00:04:46: Just took my 110th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 01:45:36: Why is everyone's 1st question on Bear411 "What are you into?" or "R u a top or bttm?" When did I become a piece of meat? How about chat?!
- 02:11:31: Just a little over 4 weeks until @Survivor_Samoa starts on CBS!! I can't wait!! #S19 (@Survivor_CBS)
- 03:24:44: The Gamefly commercials that say "Products shown rated E thru M" don't show any products! That makes me chuckle!!
- 03:25:18: Well done! Hehehe (RT @JennaGreen11: How did the pig take a cross country trip?....the swine flew ;) original joke while waiting....)
- 03:32:38: ROFL! RT @postyoursecret 1963) Our downstairs bathroom is finally done after like a year. I get to take a shower in it in an hour. I might
- 03:32:39: take viagra before I do.
- 03:35:00: Hahaha (RT @robromoni: listening to abba in the car doesnt make me gay but giving a bj in the car listening to abba does haha!!)
- 03:51:16: Nothing beats a nice intestinal parasite! LOL (RT @robromoni: i would blow a midget for a tape worm to lose these last five pounds...)
- 03:57:55: Very nice!! (RT @tinybuddha: "When you complain, you make yourself a victim. When you speak out, you are in power." Eckhart Tolle)
- 04:04:21: Hmmm... I'm not sure!! (RT @littlecrazycub: *ponders* so at what point do I go from being a cub to being a bear?)
- 04:10:35: RT @peacelovelunges: I'm your son. I'm your brother. I'm your trainer. I'm your neighbor. I'm your best friend. I'm your uncle. And I'm ...
- 06:52:53: I'm sick of the same damn 5 songs on the radio! "Business Doin' Pleasure", "Mother's Love", & Taylor Swift!! VARIETY, PEOPLE!!
- 07:00:21: "I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement & a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion. ...
- 09:13:42: You'll run out of money chasing after women, but you'll never run out of women chasing after money.
- 11:37:30: I just found out that I shouldn't have been putting ShamWows in the dryer. Did I damage them?!
- 11:37:41: Me duele mucho mi espalda... :-(
- 13:07:42: Hahaha RT @rainnwilson: There is a giant fountain outside the gates of Forest Lawn Cemetary. Someone should pour red dye in it.
- 13:23:10: I do!!!! RT @mlvlatina: I don't tweet about religion or politics. Twitter is for entertainment and networking, I don't like controversy :)
- 15:00:22: I have a friend who is very annoyed at the amount of racism on sites like Twitter. I told him to lighten up...
- 15:14:36: Why do people with such bad teeth on HDTV insist on smiling so big?!?! FLOSS, PEOPLE!!
- 18:18:57: Kicking some butt on the Nintendo Wii WFC!!
- 19:02:42: Saw my first @Survivor_Samoa commercial!! SOOOO EXCITED!!! Thursday, September 17th, 2009 at 8:00PM!! Set your TiVo!!!
- 19:03:24: OMG I love Jordan even more!!! #BB11
- 19:51:01: Oh... My... God!! Need I say more?!?! #BB11
- 22:00:26: My wife was offered $100,000 to appear nude in Playboy Magazine. The offer came from Penthouse!!
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