From Twitter 08-09-2009

• 03:06:31: Playing the #Wii right now. Text, reply, DM, or call if you wanna join on the #WFC!!
  
• 03:10:07: made my night!)
  
• 03:14:38: made my night!)
  
• 04:57:05: Yeah!!! Mine are all posting now too!!! RT @atkailash: Wtf twitter? Why even bother posting txt updates from like 2 days ago?
  
• 05:05:49: Shout-outs: @jime60647 @foubouphx @phxmike @brienbear @wild_rumpus @ajpreyes & 2 Twitterless women... (Those not twatting get no names!!)
  
• 05:55:53: As I lay here trying to fall asleep, @BayleeDutchess insists on playing fetch with old receipts!! I love her!! :-)
  
• 06:05:03: Tense moments: @BayleeDutchess is currently stalking a spider which is now hiding behind my headboard! God, I hope she's successful!!
  
• 15:01:35: I'll start the jokes again right where I left off! VERY dirty risqué one coming at 10pm my time tonight!!
  
• 19:07:33: ROFL RT @TheCinema4Pylon: @rainnwilson RT Lewis Black "There is no such thing as soy milk, because there is no soy titty." (@starbuckstink)
  
• 21:00:12: Here's that weird dream I couldn't remember: http://ow.ly/jwba @jime60647 @foubouphx @phxmike @brienbear @wild_rumpus @ajpreyes
  
• 21:02:57: Just took my 94th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 21:38:02: Highlight of my day: Listening 2 Melissa describe a blowjob as "50 bucks, 2 dinners, and a watch" at the @Joan_Rivers Comedy Central Roast!
  
• 21:46:37: "Joan has had her face on more Red Carpets than an Irish lesbian!!!" God I love Brad Garrett at the Comedy Central Roast of @Joan_Rivers!!
  
• 21:49:15: I love this shot!! http://ow.ly/jwk6 #NOH8 #MarriageForNone
  
• 22:04:02: "Old MacDonald had Tourette's. E-i e-i CUNT!!"
  
• 22:09:32: Is Twitter down AGAIN?!?!
  
• 22:13:34: #ThingsINeverWantToHearAgain: @RealGilbert Gottfried talking about his "custard cannon" and "goo bazooka" during @Joan_Rivers' Roast!!
  
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• 23:51:53: What did I do wrong, @connorfabiano?! :-'( RT @followermonitor: @MichaelParisi I've noticed that @connorfabiano stopped following you
  

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