- 00:13:47: Just took my 96th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 01:26:33: Kicking some serious @phoenixcub and @thecosmicjester boo-tay at #MarioKart #Wii!!!
- 01:40:13: ROFLMAO! RT @alohakupono I LoVE BoOBiES!!!! BUT apparently not as much as the DuDE next to me because he is PLAYiNG with his own!!!
- 01:40:13: YiKES!!!
- 08:01:07: Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others cause happiness whenever they go!
- 09:03:46: RT @billycurrington: http://twitpic.com/did4s - SWINE FLU SYMPTOM CHECK. If you wake up looking like this, don't go to work.
- 10:00:22: RT @thebonaventure 30 minutes and counting...at 10am retweet #U.O.Me to us..first five tweets win a room for Aug. 16-20! #U.O.Me
- 15:00:27: The only reason obesity still exists is because bullying has been banned!
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- 22:00:23: My girlfriend got stoned yesterday after we had premarital sex. Gosh, I hate being a Muslim!!
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