From Twitter 08-22-2009

• 02:28:36: Best worst movie ever, complete with Mangina! @jime60647 stars in "Back Woods", avail on #Netflix!! Let's get #BackWoods trending! ROFLMAO
  
• 02:46:10: Yaaaaay!! RT @Mrlandmark: @MichaelParisi Congratulations you have reached 900 followers!! Spread the word!->http://bit.ly/IiORl
  
• 08:00:25: Q: What’s the best way to punish dyslexic criminals?
  A: Give them a long sentence!
  
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• 15:00:23: A new guy started at work this morning. He's a microbiologist. He's fucking tiny!!!
  
• 17:41:52: Watching a BEAUTIFUL lightning storm right now!!
  
• 17:48:34: Cool!! The #BB11 Houseguests are talking about @ChaCha (@242242) on last night's #BBAfterDark! I used to work for them!! LOL
  
• 17:52:19: Just took my 107th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 17:58:27: http://twitpic.com/exge7 - Me and @jime60647, star of #BackWoods and #BloodOrgyOfTheDamned!! So freakin' cool!! Hehehe
  
• 18:07:31: RT @DailyBaylee: http://twitpic.com/exh9w - Daily Mugshot #103 - Cuddling with daddy! (@MichaelParisi)
  
• 18:17:00: My new favorite sleeping pill: Alcohol!!
  
• 18:33:18: ROFLMAO!! Learned new word on FB today! "Hobosexual" - the opposite of "Metrosexual" - a gay man who doesn't care how he looks!! LOL
  
• 19:12:36: Why is Jeff being so mean to Jordan on last night's #BBAfterDark?!?!?! #BB11
  
• 19:34:10: ROFL!! Jeff telling Jordan that u have to make a farm animal sound when u get a pair in "Go Fish"! And of COURSE she believes him! #BB11
  
• 21:56:27: RT @GayMarriage: www.GayML.com The Horrible Things That Gay Marriage Will Do: by Conor Clarke http://bit.ly/NUlsV
  
• 22:00:27: Caster Semenya, the woman 800m runner being gender tested, is, quite appropriately, an anagram of 'Yes, a secret man'.
  
• 22:06:00: Going on the Nintendo WFC to play games on the Wii. Anyone wanna join me?? My codes are at http://ow.ly/kZSW - send me yours!!
  
• 23:24:15: Pedestrian just had the idea: "Let's wear all black at 11pm and cross against the light mere inches in front of this van!!" IDIOT!!!
  

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