- 00:12:10: Just took my 98th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 06:51:57: Missing what sounds like the biggest monsoon of the year!! I hope @BayleeDutchess is okay!!
- 06:59:05: RT @TheCosmicJester: Doug Manchester-Catholic Prop 8 supporter, defender of sanctity of marriage, divorced his wife. Gee, what standards.
- 07:56:24: I suck at ironing!!
- 07:56:34: Palindrome: "Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts."
- 07:56:37: Palindrome: "Senile felines."
- 08:00:19: Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?! - 08:09:30: On my way to Grandma's funeral... :-(
- 08:21:50: Who forgets sunglasses on a trip to California?! Me!! That's who!!
- 08:31:13: Why oh why was there no stopping for breakfast?! For God's sake, not even a Starbucks run?! REALLY?!?!
- 08:46:59: OMG My uncle's wife's son is a HOTTIE!! So distracting!!
- 10:04:18: http://twitpic.com/dqrlh - I love you, Grandma!!
- 10:42:33: What is it about little pieces of cheese that make me want to eat little pieces of cheese?
- 11:45:44: http://twitpic.com/dr5ku - Who says California is smoggy?!
- 14:38:54: http://twitpic.com/drvpp - My Dad!!
- 14:49:06: http://twitpic.com/drx8q - David Jeremy Davis plays for Jesus now!
- 14:53:02: http://twitpic.com/drxsf - Grandma & Grandpa's final resting place...
- 15:00:13: Q: Why should you put on the oxygen mask when a plane is about to crash?
A: So you can't smell everyone else shitting themselves!! - 15:05:09: My Grandma's final resting place reminds me of Pushing Daisies, and that makes me smile...
- 15:16:00: Need to make cash on twitter? set up an acount here and start earning today, get a signup bonus of $5 http://www.twivert.com/o/A0
- 17:57:15: I knew my dad does Civil War reenactments, but I just learned he's a Confederate! I don't know how to feel! LOL
- 20:18:08: In a parking lot with Aunt Nancy eating Dairy Queen... Good times!!
- 20:31:22: http://twitpic.com/dtax2 - Mindy's Attack - Dairy Queen Edition
- 20:36:21: My Dad's Dictionary: "Pop 'ems" - n. On the interwebs, it's those ad thingies that go POP!!
- 22:00:15: Are Jews and Muslims ALLOWED to get the swine flu?
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