- 00:18:02: Just took my 95th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 00:28:54: RT @DailyBaylee http://twitpic.com/ddi8q Daily Mugshot #91 - Another @DailyMugshot with daddy! (@MichaelParisi)
- 08:00:21: My boss gave me a raise today. I could just barely make out her bra through her top!
- 15:00:24: Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste! - 20:14:08: http://twitpic.com/dgup9 - Severe hat hair! So embarrassing!!
- 20:15:13: For last-minute air travel, which is better: Priceline or Hotwire?? Any suggestions, anyone??
- 20:41:46: I'm making my tweets permanent with http://BackupMyTweets.com
- 21:01:20: Let me be more specific... Anyone know of an airline with good last-minute bereavement rates?? (@foubouphx or anyone else)
- 21:03:46: Any travel agent friends I can bribe?!
- 21:30:44: Out of my Rx now!! Dammit...missed Target's pharmacy hours!! EVERYONE remind me after 10am tomorrow to go pick up my Rx, please!!! LOL
- 22:00:35: Guys like to tell themselves size doesn't matter. Well I just got out of prison. I can assure you it fuckin' does!!
- 22:14:16: Does every airline do this?? http://ow.ly/jEh6 And is there any doctor out there willing to do this for me?? http://ow.ly/jEha
- 22:20:35: Hey, @UberTwiter, fix your mypict.me pages for photos! They SOOOO need to load faster!!
- 22:33:22: ROFLMAO at http://ow.ly/jEkm and the BEST COMMENT EVER: "Man, I want to nail that guy!" HAHAHAHA #GWiP
- 22:47:12: #Nintendo #Wii play on the #WFC, anyone?! Mario Kart, perhaps?!
- 22:51:27: Ooooh, or how about some #GuitarHero?!?!
- 22:56:13: Is cookie dough safe again yet?!
- 23:14:10: http://twitpic.com/dhbvb - I unlocked the Cheep Charger! Woo hoo!! LOL
- 23:32:32: Hey @thecosmicjester @jime60647 @foubouphx @jbottbr @tiki_beard, online Mario Kart play with me, @phoenixcub, & @johnbarham?!?! Right now!!
- 23:40:42: Dude, what's up with the #Nintendo #WFC tonight?!?!
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