- 00:13:25: ME AND @PHOENIXCUB ARE NOT, AND WILL NEVER BE, DATING. REGARDLESS OF HIS TWEETS TO WHAT HE TELLS YOU! I'M SICK OF IT!!! I CAN'T DO CLINGY!!
- 00:17:35: Read the whole thread, people! It was a JOKE TWEET with a comment from @ajpreyes, which I replied to to make it perfectly clear I'm single!
- 00:20:56: I'm so sick of hearing about this "relationship" I'm NOT in every time I turn around!! Joe won't stop harping, Ron won't stop pressuring...
- 00:28:03: Aaaand back and forth go the DMs I'm sure!! Talk away, people!! Then come to me when you want the real story..
- 00:49:59: Goodnight tweeple... Time for a much-needed prescription-induced sleep coma!! I can't handle this...not now!!
- 00:52:24: I didn't want to hurt any feelings but at some point I need MY voice to be heard...
- 00:59:27: Okay...now goodnight for realz...
- 03:05:42: SHE'S NOT DEAD, KEVIN!! Hehehe #BB11
- 03:43:47: Hey Big Brother viewers...do y'all hate Michelle too, or do the other HG's see something I don't?!?!
- 06:26:53: Highlight of my tubing trip yesterday: Floating past a team of wild horses drinking from the river!
- 06:59:51: Want to earn from Twitter? Learn how you can monetize tweets here, start with a bonus of $5. http://www.twivert.com/o/A0
- 08:18:14: RT @JonathanNelson: Why AT&T Killed Google Voice (Andy Kessler/Wall Street Journal) http://bit.ly/frMzL
- 09:04:59: I was down the bar last night when my friend called me "Odd." Now I'm determined to get even!!
- 15:00:22: When I'm hungry, I have the attention span of a
- 17:14:36: Just took my 104th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 17:15:05: I'm actually *craving* Taco Bell... What's wrong with me?!?!
- 18:01:28: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a savings or checking account. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! Give me ur name & email so I can invite you!
- 18:26:23: Randyk & Suzi Fernandez are IDIOTS!!! A $7,500 counterclaim reduced to a mere $900. If only they had done their research! HAHAHA FUCK YOU!!
- 21:20:06: ROFLMAO!! Peter Griffin posted some naughty shots on the internet!! http://ow.ly/kFsn and http://ow.ly/kFss
- 21:37:41: HAHAHAHA (RT @seangunn A wise old man just told me that an experience is defined as anything you can't get out of.)
- 22:00:24: The word 'metrosexual' has nothing to do with having sex with trains. How disappointing!!
- 23:01:30: Nintendo Wii WFC play, anyone?!
- 23:32:07: Srsly...NO ONE with a Wii is reading this right now?!?!
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