Tuesday, April 27, 2010

From Twitter 04-26-2010



  • 08:00:28: I don't like kids...but I could probably eat a whole one if I was really hungry and one was already cooking...
  • 15:00:24: Q: What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS?
    A: A bitch who knows everything!
  • 22:00:29: Q: How do slutty women like their eggs in the morning?
    A: Unfertilized!


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