From Twitter 04-22-2010

• 08:00:22: SAVE A TREE! Conserve toilet paper -- use both sides!!
  
• 08:12:27: Ad: Find great deals to experience history, attractions, arts, culture, luxury, romance, beaches, nature, golf & more! http://spn.tw/7YBP
  
• 14:50:19: I just ousted @phoenixcub as the mayor of Carl's Jr on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dtK1WM
  
• 15:00:20: My test results came back negative. Too bad it was an IQ test!!
  
• 22:00:24: Alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  

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