- 08:00:58: Remember, there's a very very fine line between hobby and mental illness...
- 15:00:23: Never insult an alligator until you're done crossing the river. The same can be said about food service workers!
- 18:02:20: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
- 22:00:16: Q: What do u get when u cross a nymphomaniac with a Mensa member?
A: A fucking know-it-all!!
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