- 08:00:48: There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
- 15:00:27: I worry too much about my job. I need to stop it! I'm not paid enough to worry!!
- 22:00:26: Q: How long does a husband talk to his wife after sex?
A: Depends on how fast he finds his cell phone when she calls!
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