- 08:00:46: Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter! He won't come anyway!! - 15:00:22: Bride's dad's note to the groom: "NO RETURNS ACCEPTED." The groom's note back: "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN."
- 22:00:19: Hckory dckory dock, dis bitch was suckin my cock. Da clock struck 2, I dumped my goo & dropped her @ da end of da block!
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