- 08:40:36: I was in a bar fight last night. Someone hit me over the head with a stool. I'm still picking shit out my hair.
- 15:17:33: Statistically, does only 50% of a zebra actually work?
- 16:15:29: I just ousted @copadave as the mayor of Petro #315 on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9hDtOI
- 17:44:06: I just became the mayor of Nevada & Arizona Border on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9W4eOD
- 22:00:26: Q: What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera?
A: Japanese.
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