From Twitter 07-17-2010

• 06:01:43: It's 91F right now...at 6AM!! Please kill me!!!!!
  
• 08:00:36: If copying DVDs is stealing, is taking a photo kidnapping?!
  
• 15:00:25: I just found some canned meat in my kitchen. When I opened it, 20 more cans appeared!! Fucking spam!!
  
• 18:01:10: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  
• 22:00:24: If you thought I wouldn't post another joke about bukkake...HA! In your face!!
  

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