- 04:44:32: Red Rock is really pretty but their shit is sooo rigged. Someone call the Gaming Commission...
- 05:54:00: "Toaster calculus = Fruit berry lake of friendship." - @Ice9Tre (God I wanna try his Ambien!!!)
- 08:00:23: I was in an elevator when this guy bet me $10 that I didn't know how to operate it. So I took him up on it.
- 15:00:36: I'm turning Rastafarian, but i'm worried about the stress it will put on my hair... I'm dreading it!
- 18:02:09: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
- 22:00:25: I invited my impotent friend to a bukkake party, but he didn't come.
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