From Twitter 07-03-2010

• 03:51:17: I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger...
  
• 08:00:38: Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
  A: Someone who points out the obvious.
  
• 14:00:38: Migraine before work... Fan-fucking-tastic!! :-(
  
• 15:00:19: I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now...
  
• 18:01:34: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  
• 22:00:19: I say I have a dark sense of humor, but my friends would call it 'racist'.
  
• 22:51:27: I hate that ghetto-ass customers made it so that I'm not allowed to use the fitting room right now. Wish I hadn't wasted my time shopping!
  

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