From Twitter 07-08-2010

• 00:14:23: Wow! A country remix of Train's "Hey, Soul Sister"! I love it!!!
  
• 03:10:03: I just ousted @juniperrenee as the mayor of Mobil on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/chfkTs
  
• 03:10:25: I just became the mayor of Dairy Queen on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b6tLpX
  
• 04:56:07: Why does the @CatGenie only fuck up when I'm on vacation?! How long have my cats been without a litter box? Now I get to hunt for accidents!
  
• 08:00:22: If you don't think I'm a "nosy bastard", why did you put it in your diary?!
  
• 15:00:21: I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way: Through the driver's door!!
  
• 20:22:04: In-N-Out Burger, #BigBrother, and #BigBrotherAfterDark... Tonight couldn't be better!! :-) #bb #bbad
  
• 22:00:31: My boyfriend told me he wants to open a joint account. Screw that!! He can post his own damn jokes!!
  
• 22:40:33: ROFL RT @MixMutt [DOMA] was ruled unconstitutional! The Gay Agenda is totally working! I'm gonna indoctrinate some kids this afternoon!
  
• 22:54:26: RT @_Grayson It is funny to watch these people on Big Brother hang on to these big weinners
  
• 22:55:51: RT @ibod8x5: Buzz: Vaccine Breakthrough Finds Antibody That Kills 91% Of HIV Strains - Joe. My. God. http://goo.gl/fb/icLP8
  

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