- 08:09:45: If you’re so much better than the leading brand, why the hell are you not the leading brand?
- 15:02:28: Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. So I went outside and the signal improved.
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- 19:16:38: Q: What do you call the wife of a tabloid photographer?
A: Mamarazzi!!
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