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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
From Twitter 01-04-2010
08:05:08: I stumbled across my boyfriend's secret diary this morning. His days are numbered.
22:01:13: Women reach their sexual peak when they hit thirty. I reach my sexual peak when I hit women.
23:33:37: RT @PhoenixCub: In just a week, I'll be enjoying my free nights at @RioVegas! Yay!
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