From Twitter 01-11-2010

• 00:20:43: Gave me back what Dean Martin stole plus $4 extra! http://twitpic.com/xmyma
  
• 00:24:34: My Super Jackpot Party Dance Bonus!!! Hehehe http://twitvid.com/C2805
  
• 00:26:06: Howie ate my extra four party dollars... :-( http://twitpic.com/xmz5b
  
• 00:41:01: Another $60 has boldly gone where thousands have gone before! Damn you, Tribbles!!! http://twitpic.com/xn0hg
  
• 01:24:19: Another $45 down the drain!! It's like the take advantage of drunk people or something!! LOL http://twitpic.com/xn3zs
  
• 01:41:29: Drunk. Can no longer feel my scalp or hands. Anyone wanna take advantage of me? http://twitpic.com/xn595 http://twitpic.com/xn599
  
• 01:41:36: PS Ignore tweets from now until the morning, if any. They probably won't make sense!! LOLOLOLOL
  
• 01:45:50: I can't feel my face. I love being drunk!
  
• 08:17:11: I've decided I don’t want kids. If anyone reading this does, I can drop them off by next week.
  
• 10:51:19: Ad: What ur cable company doesn't want u 2 know! Over 1000 channels on ur PC. No contract, no monthly fees, no hardware http://bit.ly/5BlF1A
  
• 15:01:40: I'm so lazy that if I fly lands on my computer screen, I try to shoo it away with the cursor!
  
• 18:55:52: Hey @RioVegas, any really good killer show deals for us for tonight?! <batting eyelashes>
  
• 18:58:00: My new class: "How To Lose Money Playing Let It Ride: 101". And that's exactly how much The Orleans took from me: $101!!
  
• 20:03:20: Still hoping to see @pennjillette & @mrteller at @riovegas tonight. I'll even make an ass of myself onstage as payment for the ticket!! LOL
  
• 20:54:00: Hash House A Go Go at @ImperialPalace is trying to kill me with food!! LOL http://twitpic.com/xr2e4 http://twitpic.com/xr2e2
  
• 21:07:58: Waiting for the Mirage volcano eruption!! http://twitpic.com/xr47l
  
• 22:02:07: I like to think of myself as a 'coin collector'. The police prefer the term 'mugger'.
  
• 23:31:59: Thank God 4 @ImperialPalace! I turned $200 into $280 w/ a 3-Card straight flush bringing my loss 2day 2 only $21! http://twitpic.com/xrjvn
  
• 23:33:05: Lost another $20 on Village People Party at @ImperialPalace. Today's losses total $41 (so far)... http://twitpic.com/xrjyp
  

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