- 00:01:30: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
- 02:06:31: I know it's not Thanksgiving, but I'm thankful to Karen & Hannah for this lovely drunken stupor! And for @PhoenixCub for being so awesome!!
- 08:01:37: Work is just something I’m doing until I win the lottery...
- 08:52:57: NO HANGOVER!! Either that or I'm *still* drunk... Either way: Yaaaaaay!!!
- 08:55:01: Yaaay for Lori, my midnight New Year's sneaky kiss. And Hannah's a killer bartender... No srsly...she tried to kill me!!
- 12:05:31: #FollowFriday Two great causes for Marriage Equality! @MarriageForNone and @NOH8campaign Follow and help them trend! #MARRIAGEFORNONE #NOH8
- 13:14:09: Oops... I really need to clean out my phone... :-(
- 15:02:36: Somebody asked me the other day about my feelings on constipation. I said I couldnt give a shit!
- 22:01:39: Never die a virgin. When you get to Heaven, they make you fuck a suicide bomber!!
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