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Thursday, December 23, 2010
From Twitter 12-22-2010
12:00:17: Between Parkinson's & Alzheimer's, I'd take Parkinson's. I'd rather spill some of my cocktail than forget where I put it!
22:00:09: Snow is like a penis: Measured in inches, comes when you least expect it, and never gets as deep as you'd like.
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