From Twitter 12-10-2010

• 00:02:01: Wait...seriously?! Chia Obama, Washington, Lincoln, and the Statue of Liberty?!?! WTF?!?! http://www.chiaobama.com
  
• 12:00:11: I have a sneaking suspicion that absurd warning labels were written for me...
  
• 13:18:47: Just arrived today. Totally made my week!! THANK @GOOGLECHROME PILOT PROGRAM!! :-D http://twitpic.com/3epngt
  
• 20:06:50: Hysterical Humor Hotlines! Message from Santa 954-482-4376 & Frosty the Snowman 484-406-8018 (Note: NOT for young kids!)
  
• 22:00:13: You look like I need another drink...
  
• 22:53:08: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
  

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