From Twitter 11-30-2010

• 03:22:06: Pls help me win an iPad! Spend $10 or more b4 tax/s&h @ ClipHanger.com today (11/30) & USE [email protected] IN THE REFERRER BOX!
  
• 12:00:24: This internet dating's very realistic. I've only been on one date so far and I already got a virus!
  
• 16:02:28: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  
• 20:34:39: Bulk gin and store-brand tonic work just as well as the originals! :-P
  
• 22:00:07: If I had a clitoris, I'd never know it.
  

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