From Twitter 03-08-2010

• 02:50:45: Sitting next to strippers talking about the evening's lap dances! Save me!!!! (@ Denny's) http://4sq.com/9dZ0U2
  
• 05:21:24: I made it to Round 28 with a score of 32045 in Arcade Solitaire : TriTowers (Arcade Mode) http://bit.ly/bS84Cs
  
• 08:02:12: My house is now guest free. Now I have to go rub my nuts on all the furniture to reclaim my territory!
  
• 15:03:11: Unpublished Children's Books: "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
  
• 22:01:12: Has anyone actually seen the end of a porno??
  
• 22:09:54: Very nice customer service here tonight!! :-) (@ Whataburger) http://4sq.com/81kbRj
  

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