- 02:43:47: NOT a good day today! For starters, I need a better alarm clock. Hopefully a tall Swedish man named Sven who stays on his half of the bed!!
- 04:00:48: I unlocked "Card Player II" in "TriTowers"! http://bit.ly/bS84Cs
- 04:10:27: I unlocked "Combo Ace" in "TriTowers"! http://bit.ly/bS84Cs
- 04:14:14: Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'MichaelParisi'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ
- 08:01:13: If I've learned anything from my business class, it's never let fat chicks hold the 'free car wash' sign!
- 15:03:14: My friend told me she has crabs, so I bought her some fishnet stockings.
- 22:02:06: Q: What do women & KFC have in common?
A: When ur done w/the breasts & thighs, ur left w/a greasy box 2 put ur bone in!
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