- 08:01:14: I've been trying to learn French for 6 months, and as soon as I gave up, they said I passed!
- 15:02:11: Police are looking for a man who threatens his victims with a lit match. They want catch him before he strikes again.
- 17:48:36: My hero this week: @AndyJawbreaker
- 17:54:22: Lesson learned this week: Oh, Carnival World Buffet, I will never be unfaithful to you again!! @RioVegas
- 18:09:39: Tickets for "Mary Poppins"!!! :-) (@ ASU Gammage w/ @phoenixcub) http://4sq.com/wTRgE
- 22:04:05: Q: What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
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