- 02:36:45: Q: In a lesbian relationship, which one cooks?
A: Neither one! Lesbians eat out. - 08:00:27: Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is: "What is never the answer?"
- 15:00:11: Just got arrested at LAX! Apparently the 'shotgun' rule doesn't apply when boarding a plane...
- 22:00:22: I won't rest until I find a cure for insomnia...
- 22:04:21: At my @Starbucks today I got to meet our @foursquare mayor, @paigeiam. Is it weird (or just a little nerdy) that it was a bit exciting?! LOL
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