- 11:59:59: Today some girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club. I was
confused -- I'd never met herbivore... - 13:26:52: Just absolutely WASTED my time, travel, and budget. Thanks for nothing, @Harrahs_AkChin!
- 14:30:35: My statement about @Harrahs_AkChin is amended, not retracted. They made it right but why does it have to be so difficult?!
- 17:47:07: RT @PhoenixCub Facebook announced a new email service today... but knowing Facebook, they'll find out a way to screw it up.
- 17:48:27: RT @PhoenixCub: Droid Pro: Most annoying ringtone ever | Android Central http://t.co/ZJKe2o2 via @androidcentral
- 17:49:48: RT @LachlanMarkay: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. #TSAslogans
- 17:51:49: RT @TSAagent: Longer lines will mean more time to get to know the other happy and friendly passengers you'll be getting molested with! h ...
- 17:53:11: RT @TSAagent: I wasn't going to announce the new TSA Club Card yet, u beat me to it. Every 12 pat-downs gets a reach-around! #TSAslogans ...
- 21:59:56: To my boss: "What's the difference between today & ur coffee mug?"
Boss: "What?"
Me: "I'm not coming in today."
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